Shit balls!

OMG! What a week it has been for Brian already! Currently, I am being bombarded with people wanting to set him on fire. It’s out of my control, now.

We have a new winner! Today, Brian was lucky enough to be set aflame by Forrest, professional bad-ass and pirate. Thanks to him, we find out a secret fetish about Brian. Luckily, his cock will never be the same again.

Man, Brian sure loves setting his own cock on fire. In case you didn’t notice, I’d like to point out what a beautiful touch that “SHIT BALLS” adds to this piece.

More to come (heh heh, ew)! Just you wait!