Brian on Fire

Lumberjacks are swell

Dante DeStefano — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:32:45 +0000

Johnathan is a lumberjack and that’s okay cuz he’s got good taste in cigarettes. Yet again, Johnathan doesn’t even know Brian, but still wants to light him up.

Remember, only you can set Brian on fire.

Labor Day

Dante DeStefano — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:19:06 +0000

I know that I already did an early Labor Day post, but Forrest has excelled in his pyrotechnics again. This time, Brian is having his own BBQ. Look at those hot dogs! This is an exceptionally tasty way to burn him. I’d recommend it to any cannibal. I can only say that I hope that some of you were dreaming of roasting Brian as you were standing over the grill today. I know I was. *sigh*

Sleep burning

Dante DeStefano — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:05:53 +0000

Today, Liz has decided to set Brian on fire in her sleep. Honestly, I don’t think that there’s a prettier rendering of Brian’s flaming hair. Always a favorite. Her dog Luna is even trying to warn her about who is lurking under her bed. Luckily, Liz always keeps a can of kerosene beside her bed.

The Most Dangerous Flame

Dante DeStefano — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:36:51 +0000

I don’t even know what to say about this one. Not only has Brian’s friend Jason set him on fire, but has also decapitated him. Way to go Jason. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Brian look so stunning and look at that happy little sun coming up over the ocean.

Shit balls!

Dante DeStefano — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:43:17 +0000

OMG! What a week it has been for Brian already! Currently, I am being bombarded with people wanting to set him on fire. It’s out of my control, now.

We have a new winner! Today, Brian was lucky enough to be set aflame by Forrest, professional bad-ass and pirate. Thanks to him, we find out a secret fetish about Brian. Luckily, his cock will never be the same again.

Man, Brian sure loves setting his own cock on fire. In case you didn’t notice, I’d like to point out what a beautiful touch that “SHIT BALLS” adds to this piece.

More to come (heh heh, ew)! Just you wait!

Do not disturb the firemen

Dante DeStefano — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:17:15 +0000

This guest artist Friday came a little late, but it’s worth it. Thanks to Dark Overlord Katie, once again, we get to set Brian on fire in a whole new dimension. Take that!

Satan’s barbecue

Dante DeStefano — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:26:07 +0000

The summer is ending, so it’s a great time for a barbecue. Satan/giant-bat-demon-Katie has decided to start her Labor Day barbecue early with a special someone as the main course. Watch out, that bat might poop on him!

Bonfire booty

Dante DeStefano — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:02:45 +0000

Today, Brian is trying to pick up a girl with flammable results.

Red Alert!

Dante DeStefano — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:14:17 +0000

Brian’s fire hazard level has just been raised! As of today, someone who doesn’t even know him was inspired to set him on fire. He’s just that flammable! Even though they’ve never met, Jen wants to set Brian on fire using her flame thrower breath. I know I just posted a guest artist, but this one was out of the blue and I’m so glad that the artist wants to contribute to a good cause.

Guest artist Friday

Dante DeStefano — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:08:29 +0000

Today, my teacher Gary will be setting Brian on fire. w00t! Gary is, obviously, a very talented artist, but he’s also got a hidden talent in Brian-pyrotechnics.

Hahahahahaha!

My classmate, her dog and I even guest star in this one. Just some friends sitting around a fire place, roasting marshmallows and eating popcorn. But wait, there are no logs in that fireplace. Who’s kindling the fire? Oh! It’s Brian, of course! Thanks, Gary.

Yum, marshmallows!

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